Greetings and welcome, I'm the London caricaturist known as Mr Sketchum - my 'ordinary' name is Alfie Deliss, but you can call me Mr Sketchum! I get hired to attend functions & draw fast, fun & free caricatures.


Over the past twenty years I've sketched at a staggering over three thousand parties, weddings and corporate events all across Old Blighty - I'm no stranger to county-to-county...staggering...


Going walkabout/mix'n'mingling, "table-hopping" around dinners, as well as able to find a couple of chairs and work from any convenient spot, I'll adapt to practically any setting - all I need is a guest with a smile (I can work with fake).


Everyone gets in on the act - as heroic subjects, cheeky kibbitzers, sardonic commentators, and gleeful witnesses to the eye-popping likenesses coming to life - and in no time flat they're presented with thrilling mini-masterpieces, which they all helped to create!

Guests deliver their verdicts on my work (I don't mind! *he says*), and congratulate themselves when they've come out well, yet they also take immense pleasure in affectionately ribbing one-another over their peculiarities, which in turn has the idiosyncratic yet admirable effect of bringing them together


"That's the best car..cari..caraciktcha I've ever ad! Out of all the caracikitchas I've ever ad!"
Jamie Redknapp, Wentworth Golf Club

Birthday Bashes


Networking Receptions

Weddings & Anniversaries


Office & Home Visits

Company Drinks & Dinners

Expos/Trade Shows



Leaving Celebrations (!)


Military & Sporting Events


Student & Charity Balls

Christmas & NYE Parties

VIP/Press Junkets

Summer Fairs/Street Parties


Staff & Family Fun Days



B'n'B Mitzvahs

You tell me!


Last-minute? No problem!

Have spacesuit

And Thermos™


Will travel!

Skip agency fees

Your graphics pre-printed

Friendly reliable service


All caricatures FREE!

Small faces half price!

Nose job too small!

"Roving" and/or "static"

Up to twenty sketches p/h

​Unlikely masterpieces

To ridiculous from sublime

Established 1999

Flowers scare me

More you than you!

For my prices and some booking info. please click here, and for a quote, if you have any questions, or to make a booking contact Alfie (or "Mr Sketchum" if you prefer!)


Some of the venues I find myself at can be quite surreal! Voilà Monsieur Sketchum (below) at my favourite booking of 2018 (thanks Ian & Anna!). I dress smartly to events, but for this occasion I got the okay to kit myself out in my French ensemble - a magical wedding at an enchanted castle hosted by the equally-enchanting Dick Strawbridge & Angel Adorée in France - literally an Escape to the Château!

London Caricaturist Mr Sketchum at the Chateau de la Motte Husson
Dick Strawbridge MBE & Alfie Deliss London Caricaturist

At around the same time, I was briefed to kit myself out as a "Belgian east London hipster caricature artist" (! it was on with the everyday Shoreditch garçon gear again) and was filmed for a section of an insane TV ad where I adopted a Belgian (French) accent while predicting World Cup footie fixture results (eh?!), while simultaneously doing a sketch of Paul Gascoigne - the one-and-only Gazza - on top of a moving double-decker bus!!

Of course I mainly perform at customary get-togethers - company dinners & drinks, a mixed bag of private & public celebrations, and lots of weddings. As long as guests are up for a little fun and I'm lucky enough to be given the opportunity to foster a good atmosphere, any setting is fine by me.

Contact Alfie (or "Mr Sketchum" if you prefer)

You can find pricing and booking info here


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Confucius (551-479 BC)

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